One of my friends from former Soviet Union summed up his achievements in the following list: "I'm PhD, VP and US citizen". I'm neither one (устар.).
The things I'm most proud of are that I had my daughter exactly when I wanted it most and that I earned some cash selling self-made hand-crafted wood stuff in Jerusalem while I was expecting her.
Стихи вот тоже ЭТО НУЖНАЯ ВЕЩЬ ЭТО ТОНКАЯ ШЕРСТЬ СКВОЗЬ НЕЕ НАГОЕ ТЕЛО ТАК МАНЯЩЕ ЗЕЛЕНЕЛО